Friday, November 20, 2009

Sensitive!! LMAO

I found this online today and I HAD to post it.....those who know me just know I HAD to....LOL it was written by a girl named Ashley


Oh, eleven inch piece of plastic,
So shiny and bright.
You're all that's in bed with me,
At the end of most nights.

You're always there,
I'm never in need.
You never pressure or force me,
Into doing the deed.

You don't expect much,
Sputtering and chugging along.
And I don't have to impress you,
By wearing a thong.

I never have to fake a headache,
Or feign being sick.
And while you aren't a douchebag,
You're still a big dick.

Oh, little C-battery powered friend,
With you, I can truly be me.
You don't judge me for coming to you once a day,
All right, let's be honest, sometimes three.

So while you don't bring me chocolates, roses,
Or other mushy stuff
You bring me something few men have,
And trust me, that's enough.

I need to give a shout out to Missie over at I won her blog contest!!!  I won a rockabye baby cd!!  Thank you Missie!!!  Check out her link!  She ships to the U.S, is from Texas.


Tricia said...

LMFAO!!!!!! OMG!!! ok the picture was funny.. the ode to the vibrator has me and my bronchitis choking ROFLMAO!! OMG !!! Thank you ;o)~

Anonymous said...

congrats on winning the contest, and this was so freakin' funny!!!! I'm with Tricia. Thanks for making us smile!!!

fyrgrl said...

Thank ya'll....and msltlstyx its killyn me I think i know who you are...LOL

rabidewok said...

ahaha that is awesome!

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